Keep Oppo house centipede

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 11/20/2016 at 19:37 • Filed to: None

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Bet you’d rather have me posting eels, huh?

Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 19:42

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The other morning when I turned the faucet on to rinse after brushing my teeth one of those came up out of the drain

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 19:47

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Did you mash ‘em?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dusty Ventures 11/20/2016 at 19:52

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/20/2016 at 19:53

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Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew...

cluelessk > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 19:57

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We get small, red, short legged centipedes in our basement. So gross.

Variance > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 19:59

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What few people know is that, while scary-looking, house centipedes are harmless to humans, and actually eat spiders.

shop-teacher > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 19:59

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Sorry you had to burn your house down.

daender > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 20:07

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Lol, they have nothing on Hawaii’s level. These are nasty fuckers too and their bites are painful; they can even be lethal for some pets if stung by them.

jimz > Variance 11/20/2016 at 20:31

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yep. house centipedes and spiders eat other bugs, so I generally leave them be so long as they get the fuck out of sight after I turn on the light.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 20:31

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This is your city:

Should’ve posted the damn eels, or escalators.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 20:41

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Oh, fuck that in particular.

MM54 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 20:56

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I know they’re harmless but fuck these things. They seem to like the lower parts of the walls in the garage - brakleen takes care of them. If in the house, anything goes until they escape out of sight or are thoroughly smashed.

scoob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 21:04

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Eels please.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MM54 11/20/2016 at 21:36

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They’re so fast too

BigBlock440 > Variance 11/20/2016 at 21:42

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And silverfish, fuck those guys. Getting in your cereal and eating your shirts and stuff.

MM54 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 22:07

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You would be too, with that many legs!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 22:08

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Has these in our house when we first got it. Fuck almighty are they creepy. Quicker than a P100D though.

JeepJeremy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 22:38

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No way! Fuck those things! I’m not a mean person nor do I routinely harm anything but those things: KILL ON SIGHT

No mercy

No parole

DEATH

user314 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2016 at 23:00

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StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/21/2016 at 10:08

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Just started having these things pop up, wtf.

jkm7680 > MM54 11/26/2016 at 20:43

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Have you noticed how their legs spaz out even after you smash em?

MM54 > jkm7680 11/27/2016 at 15:51

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Yep - both the ones that stick on the wall and the ones stuck to the smashing implement